A husband walks into Victoria ‘s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks, ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.’
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, ‘Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!’
That this town was more for foodies. I like the restaurants that are here, but after a while the same 6 places **within budget** get kind of boring and I seek more and MORE food… but the South just isn’t the right place for it. I can’t wait to go home and get a deli sandwich again. AND go into Chinatown and get Wo Hop (downstairs, of course) and get spicy Szechwan pork with mi madre!
But Saigon was good tonight. Hit the spot. Gotta love good hot broth and pork with bean sprouts!
5 facts about yourself: 5 pet peeves: 5 favorite foods: 5 things you cannot live without: 5 things you would wear to a party right now: 5 things you would say to 5 different people: 5 wishes you could have: 5 people you could have: 5 people you envy: 5 favorite colors: 5 favorite fictional characters: 5 physical fetishes: 5 fears: 5 words you can’t go without using: 5 songs you’re currently addicted to: 5 guilty pleasures:
First song to come on your shuffle that is a love song; explain it’s significance to you if any.
Sideways- Santana feat Citizen Cope
It’s just a beautiful song, and of course being with the amazing woman that I am with today, whenever I think about her, songs like this pop into my head and make me feel great. Except when I miss her (like I do now) because it just makes it tougher :/